Advertisements in the home security industry never change. Since the 1930s, companies selling alarm systems have used the same tactics to get people to realize the value of home security. Many ads include crime stats or remind you of your family. We decided to try a different route, and we hope you like it.

Introducing Protect All the Things!

A website and parody video, Protect All the Things is a celebration of Internet culture and the stupid things that make us laugh. We thought it’d be fun to break away from traditional home security advertising and, as an “essential” part of our job, we spend a lot of time on various internet sites, like reddit and 9gag.

See the Protect All the Things video:

Depending on how you look at it, “Protect All the Things” is either a funny take on an otherwise serious subject or it’s a flimsy justification for the amount of time we waste on reddit. (It’s probably more the latter…)

In any case, we hope you enjoy “Protect All the Things” as much as we had creating it. And don’t forget to create your own meme at the bottom of the page! We’re giving away a Nintendo 64 package, complete with 2 controllers and classic games, like GoldenEye.

And remember, they don’t think it be like it is but it do