We all have mixed feelings about Black Friday shopping. You really can find the deals of a lifetime, but only after you get through the crowds, the lines, the ruckus. It’s exciting and often a family event—but it’s also so close to Thanksgiving that it can really cut into the holiday. To help you decide whether or not you’ll be finding yourself in line again this year, we’ve put together a pros and cons list for Black Friday.

Pro

Every purchase feels like:

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Con

Family time becomes terrifyingly belligerent.

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Pro + Con

Deals too good to be true…
Tempers too awful to be true.

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Pro

Coming home with your loot:

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Con

You start off the day excited and optimistic, but reality really hits you once you get into the store.

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Protect America is Doing It Better

We understand. Skip the lines. Skip the crowds. Skip the pressure.

We’re giving away Black Friday deals all week. Shop during your downtime, not during Thanksgiving dinner. No stampedes, no crowds, no camping at dawn on concrete. Just shop online and call us to finalize everything within a matter of minutes.

Our deals are simple:

  • 25% off our Platinum Package
  • $1 Shipping
  • $2 Fire and Smoke Monthly Monitoring
  • $3 Two Keychain Remotes

Still not convinced? Just try to watch this video without smiling: